The Tent Is Green But Don’t Tell Anyone

It has come to my attention that I am not allowed to describe the Green Tent in which we are performing our shows, for the Just For Laugh’s festival, as The Green Tent.

At first I thought this was a joke, what with it being a comedy festival and all, but apparently not.

We are actually not allowed to call the green tent, The Green Tent, so I will, from this day forward, refer to said venue as the Tentation Tent, which happens to be, for those of you who are visual (what with the name of the tent being etched with invisible ink onto a piece of transparent glass situated to the side of said tent) GREEN

You know why?

Because I care about Just For Laughs' feelings, that's why.

And also because I don't want to burn any bridges.

Because I'm a professional.

And also, who would be dumb enough to mess up a relationship with a corporation so prestigeous that they give all their performers coupons for gas station coffee and/or *gag* pizzaghetti *cough* flavoured *retch* slushies?

No, Actually.

Only a fool, that’s who.

The GPS coordinates once again are as follows:

N 45° 30.550 W 073° 34.012
…
UTM: 18T E 611947 N 5040513

We have only ONE NIGHT LEFT to the show ladies and gentlemen! This coming Friday the 26th of July, This 2013th year.

So get your behinds down to the Tentation Tent, which happens to be GREEN, and we’ll show you a good time, we’ll give you a night to remember, and you’ll have so much damn fun while we’re doing it that nobody is going give a damn what colour that tent is.

From Backstage Candyass Cabaret Just For Laughs 2013, posted by Jennifer-June Chapman on 7/16/2013 (31 items)